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12 awful rock movies you must see

Why sucky music flicks rule

Joe Bosso, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 5:46 pm UTC

6. The mirror has two faces...both of them bad

A Star Is Born (1976)

Why it blows: Woof! Trainwrecks of this magnitude happen so rarely - oh, wait, Kris Kristofferson was in Heaven's Gate too...never mind. For some reason, Barbra Streisand wanted to get all rock on us, so she enlisted her then-hairdresser boyfriend to produce this bloated rock 'n' roll remake of an actual classic, and then she tried to convince us that introspective singer-songwriter Kris Kristofferson would be believable as a Mick Jagger-type rock star strung out on booze and drugs. Funny thing is, Kristofferson was a total alkie at the time, and you still don't buy him in the role. Oh, and the songs are total stinkbombs.

Why you must see it: Because there's a perverse pleasure to watching trainwrecks. And this one's a 30-car pileup.

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User comments (8)

  • lopopolop

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    19 weeks ago.

    I'd also have included at least one of Zappa's film-making attempts. Probably '200 Motels', which is sheer lunacy - not in a particularly good way, as the film makes no real sense. It's still a must-see, just because Ringo Starr does such an excellent job of playing Frank.
    'Easy Rider' a rock movie? Why? Because of the soundtrack?

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  • FMo

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    19 weeks ago.

    Thank you SMPse. I think you're right.

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  • SMPse

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    19 weeks ago.

    @FMo
    I think this is the movie,
    Six-String Samurai (1998)
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118736/

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  • FMo

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    19 weeks ago.

    Hmmm... I really enjoyed "Easy Rider", even without any drugs, maybe your just to young to get it?
    But I was actually reading the list, in hope of finding the name of a weird music movie I watched the ending of one day, and new found the title. It's about the world after a nuclear war, where Elvis is king of the only remaining city (I think it's Las Vegas), and then the king dies, and there has to be found a new king. So we follow this Buddy Holly look alike, with a sword and a guitar, who is trying to make it to Las Vegas, while he is being challenged by everybody he meets, and chased by a Slash-look alike with a white Fender and an entourage.
    Does this ring a bell? And can anybody tell me the title, so I can watch the start?

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  • threv

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    19 weeks ago.

    OK you missed "REPO: A Genetic Opera" (With Sarah Brightman and Ogre among others), and Phantom ofthe Paradise (though it was covered in Cult Films)
    and While it isn't bad (and should be in Cult films), Ralph Bakshi's "American Pop" was widely panned on release.

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  • Misanthropy

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    19 weeks ago.

    Zakk Wylde was also in rock star

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  • Elvis2

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    20 weeks ago.

    Even though i quite like the Who i thought Tommy was an awful movie, i guess one has to use drugs to enjoy Easy Rider, i dont and didnt.

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  • BlindLemonAde

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    20 weeks ago.

    "Easy Rider" and "Tommy" ?
    MusicRadar: *Fail*

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