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The worst album covers ever #3: illustrated

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By Chris Vinnicombe published 5 June 2009

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Fleetwood Mac - Mystery To Me

Fleetwood Mac - Mystery To Me

So far, our rundown of the most risible album artwork of all time has concentrated on musical genres, specifically heavy metal and hip-hop. This time around, we lampoon the pen and paintbrush-wielding illustrators whose crimes transcend genre boundaries.

When the LP was in its infancy, we can't imagine that discussions about the cover art were particularly fraught. Simply photograph the talent – first making sure they've dressed nicely and combed their hair – add easily-legible typography denoting artist name and album title, possibly augment with record label logo… job done.

However, as the rock album became a weightier artistic statement, so its sleeve art took on new levels of gravitas. A simple photograph of the band was no longer enough, something more ambitious was required…

This collection celebrates those moments when the artist behind the painting or illustration destined for the album cover has had a serious taste meltdown or imploded under the weight of their own pretension. And somehow the band, their management and everyone at their record label has either gone along for the ride, or been too wasted to care.

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Aberfeldy - Young Forever

Aberfeldy - Young Forever

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The Kinks - Schoolboys In Disgrace

The Kinks - Schoolboys In Disgrace

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Various Artists - Uncontrolled Laxative Abuse

Various Artists - Uncontrolled Laxative Abuse

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Queen - A Kind Of Magic

Queen - A Kind Of Magic

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May Blitz - May Blitz

May Blitz - May Blitz

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Crosby, Stills & Nash - Live It Up

Crosby, Stills & Nash - Live It Up

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Nantucket - Nantucket

Nantucket - Nantucket

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Dethkorpz - Metal Tit

Dethkorpz - Metal Tit

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Frank Black - The Cult Of Ray

Frank Black - The Cult Of Ray

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George Jones - I Wanta Sing

George Jones - I Wanta Sing

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Scorpions - Fly To The Rainbow

Scorpions - Fly To The Rainbow

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Bonnie Raitt - Home Plate

Bonnie Raitt - Home Plate

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Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water

Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water

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Pantera - Metal Magic

Pantera - Metal Magic

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Johnny Otis - Snatch And The Poontangs

Johnny Otis - Snatch And The Poontangs

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The Human Instinct - Stoned Guitar

The Human Instinct - Stoned Guitar

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XTC - Drums And Wires

XTC - Drums And Wires

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Moby Grape - Wow

Moby Grape - Wow

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Whore - Unfinished Business

Whore - Unfinished Business

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Chris Vinnicombe

Chris Vinnicombe worked with us here on the MusicRadar team from the site's initial launch way back in 2007, and also contributed to Guitarist magazine as Features Editor until 2014, as well as Total Guitar magazine, amongst others. These days he can be found at Gibson Guitars, where he is editor-in-chief.

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