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The worst album covers ever #2: hip-hop

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By Joe Bosso published 27 May 2009

The second in our continuing series of cover art lameness. This week... Hip-hop!

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Luke - I Got Shit On My Mind

Luke - I Got Shit On My Mind

Let's be honest: ridiculing any musical genre that calls Vanilla Ice one of its own is akin to shooting fish in a barrel.

On the other hand, have you ever tried shooting fish in a barrel? Fun for hours!

Recently, MusicRadar kicked off a series called The Worst Album Covers Ever, with our inaugural feature harpooning the lamest and most ludicrous cover art that heavy metal ever spewed forth.

And because we're equal opportunity hecklers, we now turn our cringing, disbelieving (OK, bursting-out-laughing) faces to the world of hip-hop, which has no shortage of album cover wretchedness.

At its best, hip-hop is a vital, challenging, creative musical force in which social commentary is delivered as poetry over beats and instrumentation that rock the body and the senses.

These albums don't do that. Well, they might but you wouldn't know it from their covers.

Enough talk (except for a quick 'WARNING! Some of these are verging on the NSFW but only if you work in a place of worship with a public-facing computer or something').

Hip-hop? We love you man, but sometimes a man's gotta shoot a fish, you know?

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Big Bear - Doin Thangs

Big Bear - Doin Thangs

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Hell Rell - Just For The Hell Of It

Hell Rell - Just For The Hell Of It

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Vanilla Ice - To The Extreme

Vanilla Ice - To The Extreme

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Devastatin' Dave (The Turntable Slave) - Zip Zap Rap

Devastatin' Dave (The Turntable Slave) - Zip Zap Rap

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Pooh-Man (MC Pooh) - Funky As I Wanna Be

Pooh-Man (MC Pooh) - Funky As I Wanna Be

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Geto Boys - We Can't Be Stopped

Geto Boys - We Can't Be Stopped

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Tony Tee - Time To Get Physical

Tony Tee - Time To Get Physical

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Vanilla Ice - Cool As Ice soundtrack

Vanilla Ice - Cool As Ice soundtrack

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The Rappin' Mathematician - Volume 1

The Rappin' Mathematician - Volume 1

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Iceberg - Gangsta Rap

Iceberg - Gangsta Rap

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Hammer - Too Legit To Quit

Hammer - Too Legit To Quit

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Black Jesus - T.G.S.N.T.

Black Jesus - T.G.S.N.T.

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Sumthin' Terrible - U 2tupid

Sumthin' Terrible - U 2tupid

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he 2 Live Crew - As Nasty As They Wanna Be

he 2 Live Crew - As Nasty As They Wanna Be

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Spank Rock and Benny Blanco are... Bangers & Cash

Spank Rock and Benny Blanco are... Bangers & Cash

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Suitcase Sam - Rappin' In The Country With Suitcase Sam

Suitcase Sam - Rappin' In The Country With Suitcase Sam

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Vanilla Ice - Extremely Live

Vanilla Ice - Extremely Live

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New Recruits - Torpedo Alert

New Recruits - Torpedo Alert

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Indo G Presents... Christmas N' Memphis (Christmas Will Never Be The Same)

Indo G Presents... Christmas N' Memphis (Christmas Will Never Be The Same)

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Lupe Fiasco - Food And Liquor

Lupe Fiasco - Food And Liquor

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Insane Clown Posse - Amazing Jeckel Brothers

Insane Clown Posse - Amazing Jeckel Brothers

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Lil' Flip - The Leprechaun

Lil' Flip - The Leprechaun

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Joe Bosso
Joe Bosso

Joe is a freelance journalist who has, over the past few decades, interviewed hundreds of guitarists for Guitar World, Guitar Player, MusicRadar and Classic Rock. He is also a former editor of Guitar World, contributing writer for Guitar Aficionado and VP of A&R for Island Records. He’s an enthusiastic guitarist, but he’s nowhere near the likes of the people he interviews. Surprisingly, his skills are more suited to the drums. If you need a drummer for your Beatles tribute band, look him up.

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