Peterson V-SAM Virtual Strobe Audio Tuner with metronome

“This right here is so I can get in direct touch with NASA, through Peterson, while I tune my guitar.”

Line 6 DL4 Delay Modeller

“This right here is a foot harmonica and it goes through this inboard/outboard 1986 Glasstron Line 6 Reverse Delay. And if I need to get out of here, then this thing turns into a car.

Hairdryer

“When I'm getting cold, I just hit this button right here – boom! Warm air comes out of the hairdryer and warms me up.”

Morpheus DropTune

“If I ever need to call Hulk Hogan at all during my show, right there. 'Hello brother! What is it?'

Ibanez Tubescreamer

“Then we got a volume pedal [Ernie Ball VP JR, far right] and this one here gets in touch with James Bond immediately.”

Morley Bad Horsie Wah

“I like the Bad Horsie because I don't have to click it on and off. I have a broken foot right now so I can put my foot on there and go for it.”

Also on the board...

Boss RE-20 Space Echo, Boss DD-6 Digital Delay, Ibanez Tubescreamer, Orange Amp footswitch, Boss GE-7 Equalizer, Boss TU-3 Chromatic Tuner, Jim Dunlop CryBaby (backup), MXR Six Band EQ.