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12 awful rock movies you must see
Why sucky music flicks rule
Joe Bosso, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 5:46 pm UTC
10. KISS prove they can't act - big surprise!
KISS Meets The Phantom Of The Park (1978)
Why it blows: Because it's a made-for television film that really looks like a made-for-television film. The members of KISS play - OK, brace yourselves - KISS, who are about to give a big concert at an amusement park. Anthony Zerbe portrays a crazed inventor who gets fired from the park and wants to stop the band from playing - thus, setting the stage for a battle between KISS, Zerbe and a group of KISS clones the nutty professor invents. Sound cheesy? Oh yeah, it is!
Why you must see it: The special effects spew chunks so large that you'll be ducking them - and laughing your ass off. And when the KISS clones perform in concert, you'll swear they're better than than the real thing.The fans in the movie rebel against fake KISS. You, on the other hand, might cheer them on.
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User comments (8)
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I'd also have included at least one of Zappa's film-making attempts. Probably '200 Motels', which is sheer lunacy - not in a particularly good way, as the film makes no real sense. It's still a must-see, just because Ringo Starr does such an excellent job of playing Frank.
'Easy Rider' a rock movie? Why? Because of the soundtrack? -
Thank you SMPse. I think you're right.
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@FMo
I think this is the movie,
Six-String Samurai (1998)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118736/ -
Hmmm... I really enjoyed "Easy Rider", even without any drugs, maybe your just to young to get it?
But I was actually reading the list, in hope of finding the name of a weird music movie I watched the ending of one day, and new found the title. It's about the world after a nuclear war, where Elvis is king of the only remaining city (I think it's Las Vegas), and then the king dies, and there has to be found a new king. So we follow this Buddy Holly look alike, with a sword and a guitar, who is trying to make it to Las Vegas, while he is being challenged by everybody he meets, and chased by a Slash-look alike with a white Fender and an entourage.
Does this ring a bell? And can anybody tell me the title, so I can watch the start? -
OK you missed "REPO: A Genetic Opera" (With Sarah Brightman and Ogre among others), and Phantom ofthe Paradise (though it was covered in Cult Films)
and While it isn't bad (and should be in Cult films), Ralph Bakshi's "American Pop" was widely panned on release. -
Zakk Wylde was also in rock star
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Even though i quite like the Who i thought Tommy was an awful movie, i guess one has to use drugs to enjoy Easy Rider, i dont and didnt.
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"Easy Rider" and "Tommy" ?
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