The worst album covers ever #5: just plain wrong
![Jacinto O Donzelo - Dentro da Abertura](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/6fc96d88f0b9a2b8a4614567b09aba66-320-80.jpg)
MusicRadar can't quite fathom why Jacinto's hotel business gets bad feedback on TripAdvisor
Jacinto O Donzelo - Dentro da Abertura
Over the past few months, MusicRadar has seared eyeballs across the globe by exposing the worst album cover art in the worlds of heavy metal, hip-hop, crap illustration and nudity.
Our final instalment has the broadest of themes – these covers are all simply just plain wrong!
Only view if you're feeling non-queasy and prepared to laugh.
Here's a mad, bad world of album cover wrongness.
![Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/16e2bf9ff364e2a52fdcec13cf2e44ab-320-80.jpg)
People often ask when Eddie Murphy stopped being a genius. How about: the minute this picture was taken?
Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy
![Butthole Surfers - Hairway To Steven](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/836cd6877bf15ba8eb075e3f1cf535cc-320-80.jpg)
OK, you idiots call yourself The Butthole Surfers? At least have an alluring album cover? Fail
Butthole Surfers - Hairway To Steven
![Freddie Gage - All My Friends Are Dead](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/96355cf900d024966a22af3b5c3c3545-320-80.jpg)
Happy times kids, Ma and Pa have booked Freddie Gage to sing at your birthday party!
Freddie Gage - All My Friends Are Dead
![Fleetwood Mac - English Rose](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/6db61b09911fa97fbf335e41f1ddf541-320-80.jpg)
Mick Fleetwood in drag? Oh, thanks. An English Rose needs a lot of manure to grow. Here is the manure
Fleetwood Mac - English Rose
![Ira North - If I Were A Woman](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/ca23a51c560de835c6fc145492acf896-320-80.jpg)
We guess this one was filed under 'Special Interest' in Woolworths
Ira North - If I Were A Woman
![Richard and Willie - Nasty and Naughty](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/a9ba796198a4cd4595ac3c9aa9c88206-320-80.jpg)
Hey, it's 'Dick' and Willie. "For adults" Really? Or just 13-year-old boys?
Richard and Willie - Nasty and Naughty
![Willie Strikes Again](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/8c0548df7422ca13a2a1c7a86a7d7cab-320-80.jpg)
Fact: your mum will never, ever accept a double-glazing sales call ever again
Willie Strikes Again
![C**t Puppet - Ann Heizer's Bush](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/8351e8084f87fdb5e1c16117146c6566-320-80.jpg)
In how many ways is this unnecessary? 3217 is the answer
C**t Puppet - Ann Heizer's Bush
![Various Artists - Music For Peace Of Mind](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/27459abf7e0859164ce6bce0f80e8cbc-320-80.jpg)
You appear to have murdered a woman and wrapped her corpse in cellophane? If that's 'peace of mind', pal, we're going on a gun rampage to 'calm down'
Various Artists - Music For Peace Of Mind
![Orion - Reborn](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/63f011a01dd28f700f5f119783a01e94-320-80.jpg)
What's the opposite of a superhero? Oh yeah, a total loser
Orion - Reborn
![Dave Starr - The Nearer The Bone, The Sweeter the Meat](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/e71899d2329fb1b116a900cb0d64d032-320-80.jpg)
The nearer the scary man, the more scared we're feeling
Dave Starr - The Nearer The Bone, The Sweeter the Meat
![Country Church - S/T](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/eca18265a422ec13ec1952f0ee2d8382-320-80.jpg)
Not sure why this isn't aesthetically pleasing? I know - the grass needs watering, right?
Country Church - S/T
![John Bult - Julie's Sixteenth Birthday](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/630731519d33b18fb1f135e7e70959c2-320-80.jpg)
And see how 'Julie' looks delighted! This is wrong to the power of infinity
John Bult - Julie's Sixteenth Birthday
![Trazan and Banarne - S/T](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/a3d4b164c979631c1a5d067ff090d517-320-80.jpg)
Popular Swedish children's entertainters. We should point out that reports of high rates of child suicides in Sweden are just a myth
Trazan and Banarne - S/T
![Pendragon - Not Of This World](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/90ed3712f3bddb4f4781065b3fc87c1e-320-80.jpg)
Literally, this is just a bunch of prog-rock ass
Pendragon - Not Of This World
![Woody Woodbury - Looks At Love And Life](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/45273b8a66b79a71a22f41b72276016b-320-80.jpg)
Woody must be Facebook friends with Jacinto?
Woody Woodbury - Looks At Love And Life
![Harry Breuer And His Quintet - Mallet Mischief](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/4124ce71e092657a07f6dc4feb2b5b98-320-80.jpg)
Hang on? This got as far as Volume 2?!
Harry Breuer And His Quintet - Mallet Mischief
![Joyce Drake - Joyce](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/633d9d0ab8310724126420d4758ad071-320-80.jpg)
The name 'Joyce' means "joy" (females) or "experienced in battle" (for men). We're still unsure on this one
Joyce Drake - Joyce
![The Moving Gelatine Plates - The World Of Genius Hans](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/fb811ff07b59a3becddcc2815f2deb4a-320-80.jpg)
Q: With a bandname that bad, what could possibly get worse? A: Plenty
The Moving Gelatine Plates - The World Of Genius Hans
![Unsane - S/T](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/c765f09476f21285f75abeeb9f5aa744-320-80.jpg)
Members of Unsane, was that strictly needed?
Unsane - S/T
![The Louvin Brothers - Satan Is Real](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/227041de3398e790668dfa701abb0469-320-80.jpg)
Mmm. If 'made out of red cardboard by 6-year-old children' = real, we're with you all the way. BTW Louvin Bro's, your feet have burned off