The worst album covers ever #5: just plain wrong
MusicRadar can't quite fathom why Jacinto's hotel business gets bad feedback on TripAdvisor
Jacinto O Donzelo - Dentro da Abertura
Over the past few months, MusicRadar has seared eyeballs across the globe by exposing the worst album cover art in the worlds of heavy metal, hip-hop, crap illustration and nudity.
Our final instalment has the broadest of themes – these covers are all simply just plain wrong!
Only view if you're feeling non-queasy and prepared to laugh.
Here's a mad, bad world of album cover wrongness.
People often ask when Eddie Murphy stopped being a genius. How about: the minute this picture was taken?
Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy
OK, you idiots call yourself The Butthole Surfers? At least have an alluring album cover? Fail
Butthole Surfers - Hairway To Steven
Happy times kids, Ma and Pa have booked Freddie Gage to sing at your birthday party!
Freddie Gage - All My Friends Are Dead
Mick Fleetwood in drag? Oh, thanks. An English Rose needs a lot of manure to grow. Here is the manure
Fleetwood Mac - English Rose
We guess this one was filed under 'Special Interest' in Woolworths
Ira North - If I Were A Woman
Hey, it's 'Dick' and Willie. "For adults" Really? Or just 13-year-old boys?
Richard and Willie - Nasty and Naughty
Fact: your mum will never, ever accept a double-glazing sales call ever again
Willie Strikes Again
In how many ways is this unnecessary? 3217 is the answer
C**t Puppet - Ann Heizer's Bush
You appear to have murdered a woman and wrapped her corpse in cellophane? If that's 'peace of mind', pal, we're going on a gun rampage to 'calm down'
Various Artists - Music For Peace Of Mind
What's the opposite of a superhero? Oh yeah, a total loser
Orion - Reborn
The nearer the scary man, the more scared we're feeling
Dave Starr - The Nearer The Bone, The Sweeter the Meat
Not sure why this isn't aesthetically pleasing? I know - the grass needs watering, right?
Country Church - S/T
And see how 'Julie' looks delighted! This is wrong to the power of infinity
John Bult - Julie's Sixteenth Birthday
Popular Swedish children's entertainters. We should point out that reports of high rates of child suicides in Sweden are just a myth
Trazan and Banarne - S/T
Literally, this is just a bunch of prog-rock ass
Pendragon - Not Of This World
Woody must be Facebook friends with Jacinto?
Woody Woodbury - Looks At Love And Life
Hang on? This got as far as Volume 2?!
Harry Breuer And His Quintet - Mallet Mischief
The name 'Joyce' means "joy" (females) or "experienced in battle" (for men). We're still unsure on this one
Joyce Drake - Joyce
Q: With a bandname that bad, what could possibly get worse? A: Plenty
The Moving Gelatine Plates - The World Of Genius Hans
Members of Unsane, was that strictly needed?
Unsane - S/T
Mmm. If 'made out of red cardboard by 6-year-old children' = real, we're with you all the way. BTW Louvin Bro's, your feet have burned off
The Louvin Brothers - Satan Is Real
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