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10 things your band name says about you

By Total Guitar
published 11 November 2015

Monikers and the meanings behind them

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Introduction
The rare Steel Panther caught in the wild
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Introduction

Band names are hard. But whether yours is a total throwaway or a carefully contemplated piece of satire, think carefully: that name is going to appear on your Facebook page, album covers and – with any luck – t-shirts, mugs, picks and other assorted merchandise.

Below is a sort of spotter's guide for some of the most common band-name groupings – yes, there are exceptions, but for the most part, these are the conclusions your audience will be leaping toward first…

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1. Inexplicable ümlaüt
(eg, Motörhead, Mötley Crüe)
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1. Inexplicable ümlaüt

Metallers can’t get enough of the punctuation mark that hovers over certain German vowels.

Sprinkling a fistful over your own band name is the fastest route to a morning slot at Bloodstock – though you might get a glare from Lemmy for nicking his idea.

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2. Intentional typo
(eg, Megadeth, Led Zeppelin)
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2. Intentional typo

Whoa, dude – you’re so rock ’n’ roll, you sneer in the face of correct spelling.

In fact, you probably just threw your Oxford Dictionary out of the hotel window, along with the plasma screen…

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3. Needlessly longwinded
(eg, And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead)
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3. Needlessly longwinded

Hard to fit on a flyer, impossible to chant, infuriating to repeat down the phone to a booking agent – you really need a rebrand and a slap.

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4. Unpronounceable squiggle
(eg, Prince)
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4. Unpronounceable squiggle

In 1993, Prince drew global attention by reinventing himself as a hieroglyph dubbed the Love Symbol.

Try it for yourself, and you may find that nobody can find you on Google and everybody thinks you’re a total pretentious dick.

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5. Exclamation mark
(eg, Hadouken!, Panic! At The Disco)
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5. Exclamation mark

If you need punctuation to convey a sense of excitement and momentum, maybe it’s time you worked on your songs.

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6. Your surname
(eg, Santana, Van Halen)
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6. Your surname

Technically, it’s a band, not a solo venture. But we all know what’s going on: you’re a raging egomaniac, who views his bandmates as a backing track, but doesn’t quite have the balls to go it alone.

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7. Expletive
(eg, The Shits, Fucked Up)
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7. Expletive

You’re wannabe anarchists who flip a finger at conformists like Coldplay and U2.

You’re out to smash the system, and make sure that Nick Grimshaw can’t namecheck you.

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8. Reference to ferocious animal
(eg, Def Leppard, Steel Panther)
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8. Reference to ferocious animal

If you’ve taken your name from an animal that can be kept as a domestic pet, you’re probably an artsy indie band, like Cat Power or Modest Mouse.

But if your moniker references a beast with claws, tusks or fangs, you’re most likely an 80s metal throwback, with wet-straw perms and courgettes stuffed down your leotards.

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9. Starts with 'The'
(eg, The Strokes, The Libertines)
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9. Starts with 'The'

You’re wearing a skinny tie, Cons and a leather jacket stolen from a New York thrift store.

You’re probably playing a two-note solo in a Bowery basement, drawling into a knackered mic – and hoping no-one finds out that you went to a Swiss finishing school.

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10. Random digit
(eg, Blink-182, Sum 41, +44)
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10. Random digit

There’s nothing quite like a number that’s been seemingly plucked from thin air to give your band an instant shot of dumb-ass, frat-house, punk-lite idiocy.

Just be ready with a suitable screwball anecdote when quizzed – eg, “It’s the number of giraffes the drummer has wanked off…”

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