After the erstwhile guitarist split from his long-standing, and no doubt long-suffering, wife Jo after being spotted dallying with 21 year old waitress Ekaterina Ivanova, the former Mrs Wood´s brother has shown exactly what that side of the family think about the mop-topped Stones strummer; he´s painted a portrait depicting Ronald as a blood-sucking vampire.
"I've been really upset over the events of the past few months and my brush just did the talking." Paul Karslake said. “I sat down to watch (TV show) True Blood and one of the characters, Vampire Bill, straight away reminded me of Ronnie. Once that happened I couldn't get the image out of my head."
You can bid for the painting here...
Next week: Keith Richards as a pirate...
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