Need A Laugh? Read Monsieur Scaramanga's Blog

TG contributor and scarily good rock guitarist Johnny Scaramanga (yes that's his real name and yes, we are astonishingly jealous) has set up his own hilarious myspace blog about his day to day axe experiences.

Prepare to split your sides as you discover Johnny's thoughts on Valvestate amps, going to TESLA gigs and Van Halen's use of apostrophes...

We can't print it ourselves for fear of seriously browning off our advertisers!

Read Johnny's blog HERE