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Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish And The Hotdog Flavoured Water
Scat-obsessed garbage as imagined by a five-year-old. And as for the album's title…

Smashing Pumpkins – Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness
What does this mean? That there's a terminally unhappy dog that resembles a misspelt fruit? It means absolutely nothing, that's what it means.

Leonard Cohen – Ten New Songs
The songs are not new now though, are they Len? Think it through, man…

Michael Jackson - HIStory: Past, Present And Future: Book I
Yes, Jackson can rewrite history. Literally. Without a hint of ego, of course.

Jefferson Airplane - The Worst Of Jefferson Airplane
An in-joke by the band, for a Greatest Hits collection, that should have stayed an in-joke. Let's hope the label's marketing department were all fired.

Kingdom Come - In Your Face
Ignore the fact that this is lifeless Zep-by-numbers. It's the imagery derived from the album title - say it right after the band's name - that is beyond redemption.

Kiss - You Wanted The Best, You Got The Best
Yes, I did want "the best." Now, how do you explain the music on this album?

Blink 182 -Enema Of The State
What was it about the early noughties and bum jokes?

REO Speedwagon - The Earth, A Small Man, His Dog And A Chicken
Is this the punchline to some in-joke? Or is the album the joke? We have no idea and we're not going to find out.

Blink 182 - Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
No thanks. We'll just take off the CD.

Beyoncé - B-Day
We can only assume Beyonce nor anyone at her record company understands French? Crappy title. Literally.

Peter Gabriel – all solo albums
The seven albums being: Peter Gabriel, Peter Gabriel, Peter Gabriel, Peter Gabriel, So, Us and Up. Thirty years to think of four letters? Gabriel must be rubbish at crosswords.

Aerosmith - Just Push Play
We know how a CD player works. Guys, you forgot to include the preface saying "earn money, go to shop, buy CD player, buy CD, remove CD from case" etc…

Incubus - Fungus Amongus
There's room for improvement on this awful title. But not mushroom, etc…

Filter - Title Of Record
So why wasn't this album credited to Name Of Artist? Filter – you are simply lazy and you cannot complete any task.

GG Allin And The Scumfucs - Eat My Fuc
One for Mothers' Day? Maybe not.

That's probably the worst. Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends doesn't seem so bad now. Even if it still makes me think of Ricky Martin.

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