Diamond Dave Asteroids

Sometimes, idle trawling of t'internet turns up nothing more than a badly photoshopped image of Sarah Michelle Geller that you hadn´t seen before. Other times, however, you come across something like this, a simple yet engrossing desktop game that is pure diamond-encrusted genius..

It looks pretty safe to us (aside from a modicum of restrained swear words), is work safe and is called Diamond Dave Asteroids: nothing else needs to be said than that.

The best bit? well, loathe as we are to spoil any part of this, just wait until Sammy Hagar appears. We´re glad some people have far too much time on their hands!

Turn it up and enjoy...

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Simon Bradley is a guitar and especially rock guitar expert who worked for Total Guitar magazine and has in the past contributed to world-leading music and guitar titles like MusicRadar (obviously), Guitarist, Guitar World and Louder. What he doesn't know about Brian May's playing and, especially, the Red Special, isn't worth knowing.