Who's ever Googled their own name? Who's ever searched for an anagram of their name? Answer = everyone.
But that didn't stop MusicRadar - anagram, Maria Curds - finding the funniest, pithiest and all-round daftest anagrams of music stars' names.
It was easy, really - we just went here and here.
But all we have is 66 anagrams so we want you to add more if you like. As someone once said: "All the life's wisdom can be found in anagrams. Anagrams never lie."
And that's probably shocking news to Mr 'W@nk Rimcake', below…
WARNING: Anagrams not only contain added punctuation, but also occasional explicit language.
Music's top 66 time-wasting anagrams
Britney Spears - Best PR in years
Justin Timberlake - I'm a jerk, but listen
Chinese Democracy - Daemonic, screechy
Axl Rose - Oral sex
Steven Adler - Never slated
Matt Sorum - Trust ammo
Scott Weiland - Stone wildcat
Billy Corgan - An ill cyborg; Balcony girl; Lyrical bong
Michael Jackson - Inhales cock jam
John Mayer - Enjoy harm
Gene Simmons - Immense song; Immense snog
David Lee Roth - Hot daredevil
Anthony Kiedis - Handy noise kit
Michael Anthony - Hot anal chimney; An itchy hole, man?
Polly Harvey - Lovely harpy
Yngwie Malmsteen - My wise gentleman
Daron Malakian - I'm an anorak lad
Bono - n00b!
Ray LaMontagne - Alert agony man; Ornamental gay
Coldplay - Lady-clop
Kanye West - Sweaty Ken
TV On The Radio - Varied, not hot.
Christina Aguilera - An acute, girlish air
Madonna Louise Ciccone - Occasional nude income
Eric Clapton - Plectra icon
Noel Gallagher - Anglo hell rage
Liam Gallagher - Ah, illegal gram...
Paul McCartney - Pay Mr Clean-Cut
Keith Richards - His hard ticker
Elvis Presley - Lively sprees; Lisp severely
Saul Hudson (aka Slash) - A lush sound
Stevie Ray Vaughan And Double Trouble - To heaven! A very loud blues guitar band
Lil' Wayne - Nae willy
Alex Kapranos - Rapes a Klaxon
Black Eyed Peas - A pesky debacle
The Mars Volta - A maths revolt
Roger Waters - Regrets a row
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Fall Out Boy - Fully taboo
Robert Smith - Mist brother
Arctic Monkeys - Mockery antics; Sticky romance
Roger Daltrey - Elder gyrator
Godpseed You Black Emperor - A bedecked leprosy group Om; A bedecked morose orgy pulp
Rick Wakeman - Wank rimcake
Reginald Dwight (aka Elton John) - Darn wig delight
Lady Gaga - A lady-gag
Simon Cowell - Mellow coins
Brian Eno - Inane orb
Pete Doherty - Thy deportee
Kaiser Chiefs - Hi-risk faeces
Rod Stewart - Worst dater
Judas Priest - Just despair; just diapers
Westlife - Wet flies
Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Go to fleshy oil-wank rodeo
The Magic Numbers - Them embracing us; The screaming bum
The Rolling Stones - Hot Leg snort lines; Hell! Rotting noses!
Public enemy - Me buy pencil
Grateful Dead - Graduated elf
Caleb Followill - Ow! Ball follicle
Glastonbury festival - Overtly fusing tablas
Stereophonics - Posh erections; Spoon heretics
Michael Stipe - This epic male
Smashing Pumpkins - I mash gimps 'n' punks
Spiritualized - Utilize a drip
Bob Marley And The Wailers - One admirably-herbal stew; Adorably-herbal new times
Queen And Paul Rodgers - Arena drug pond sequel
Kylie Minogue - You like minge
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