For some, Kiss Meets The Phantom Of The Park is the greatest rock movie in the history of the universe ever. Obviously such people are very wrong in the brain and are only being mentioned as a way for this writer to 'neatly' introduce a more seasonal Kiss movie - Kiss Saves Santa.

The short version: Kiss Saves Santa is the Christmas Special obsessive Kiss fan Peter Griffin wants to watch in A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas, the 2001 Christmas episode of Family Guy. Unfortunately, it all goes a touch pear shaped for Peter as, to cut a long episode short, Lois goes bonkers.

The long version: Despite its awesome premise (Kiss save Santa from pterodactyls by playing the guitar because the pterodactyls can't stand the noise… YES!), Kiss Saves Santa doesn't actually exist in the real world. Of course, it should do - and what reality won't provide, the internet will. Thus we give you…

Kiss Saves Santa: the Wiki entry!
Kiss Saves Santa: the YouTube clips!
Kiss Saves Santa: the Facebook group!
Kiss Saves Santa: the live action version! Really!

Think this is all a bit silly? Over to Gene: "Someone stole Santa? That does not rock! To the Kisscopter!"

Respect.