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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: SE London
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Read this on a matchbox this morning and I've only just got it.
A man walks into a shop. "How much is one?" he asks. "£1.20" replies the assistant. "How much for ten then?" he asks. "£2.40" replies the assistant. "OK", said the man, "I'll take 310 please". "That will be £3.60" said the assistant. What on earth was the man buying?
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Join Date: Jun 2004
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Things which are number shaped, although it's impossible to be more specific.
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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House number for his front door.
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: London
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He's right you know.
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Bah! Took me hours!
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+1, door number
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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Yup... did the man want O's and fork handles too
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Maybe I should claim that I've heard it before, so it wasn't strictly fair. Sorry.
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Back in my personal room 101 again. Arse.
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Numbers for the front of his house. Next.
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Join Date: Jun 2004
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Or Roman numerals. I= £1.20, X=£2.40, CCCX=£3.60
The X uses more materials than the I so it costs more. The CCCX is on special offer IV for the price of III I's. The X on it's own seems a little expensive for what it is. The shopkeeper obviously has overstocked on C's as these only cost £1.20 for III of them plus the X at £2.40 in the CCCX purchase. It's time there was some regulation to standardise pricing in this country, it's a postcode lottery, but with Roman numerals, and no lottery. Paulo |
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